teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???
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