halaalpussy:

cartoongoblin:

karkat-in-the-tardis:

do u ever just want to punch the world in the face

But it’s not about race, right America?

Lets not ignore the gender element as well

isnerdy:

nearlybitchess:

pipermashea:

droidmom:

whitebeltwriter:

awed-frog:

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

he knew
he knew exactly what he was doing

SLOW CLAP

I had to reblog it twice

sORRY BUT THIS IS AMAZING

It’s from The New Yorker. It’s satire.

8bitmickey:

I laughed for 10 minutes straight.

thegladelf:

bruises-for-tomorrow:

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

Trust me. You want to unmute.

anaukin:

someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you.

me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool beans

communistbakery:

teacher: go ahead and introduce yourselves
student: my name is “michael” with a “b”, and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire—
teacher:stop stop stop. where?
student: hm?
teacher:where’s the “b” ??
student: (voice shaking) THERES A BEE???

baara:

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

sweet-bitsy:

weloveshortvideos:

I’m just cookin pizza!

# WHERE WOULD THIS HAVE GONE IF HE HADNT SMACKED HIM

utero2002:

sonicyouth1988:

Jared Leto looks good here

I aim to be this positive every day lol

thebootydiaries:

crush: *walks by*

me @ myself: if he looks over, act natural 

me @ myself: pretend not to see him 

me @ myself: be casual n cool 

crush: *glances at me*

me: